iammyurl:

By Erica Kuschel.

If this doesn’t make you want to visit Peru, then you don’t deserve to see these pics. Shoo shoo scroll away.

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

Can I just take home all the money in the safe??

Can I just take home all the money in the safe??

ruinedbabe:

Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

That time I stole Bryan’s hat and then lost it. #whatamigoodfor #grownups #punxnotdead #lol

That time I stole Bryan’s hat and then lost it. #whatamigoodfor #grownups #punxnotdead #lol

Welcome to starbucks lol

Welcome to starbucks lol